NOT SO COOL NOW MR STARK

No self respecting man should wear shoes like this............yes, Gwyneth Paltrow must seen like a giant next to Robert Downey Jr (only an average 5'8 tall) but really.......high heels!!!!!

Retrieve your testicles from your anus and MAN THE HELL UP!!!!!!! Just use a box like the rest of us, or enjoy being at perfect motor-boating height for Ms PALTROW'S chest....I know I'd enjoy it!!!!

Here's the proof........who the hell makes shoes like that !!!!!!! Crazy!!!!

 (Mental note: Watch Iron man 1 and 2, then Sherlock holmes and pretend I didn't see the shoes.....restore faith that Robert Downey JR is the coolest MOFO in the universe!!!!!)