Breaking News... Well Not Exactly...

Robert "Bob" Banana, famous lead singer for the band "Banana Tree" was found dead in his London flat last night after hanging himself. Reports confirm that Bob was suffering from depression and mood swings after his band mates Barry "The Skin" Banana, Brian "Bunch" Banana and Benito "Straight Boy" Banana left the band and went their separate ways last month after a falling out.
The coroner said that they didn't think his death was suspect but attributed it to suicide stemming from the recent "BANANA SPLIT".......